Every new job has a learning curve, but not every job also expects you to instantly absorb the entire scope of the history of literature along with all the hot new releases and hidden gems, but boo…
— Maya Angelou (via thatkindofwoman)
SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD
AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY
THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES
GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES
they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???
I FUCKIGN QUIT
Little me Halloween 1996 (:
BANANAS IN PAJAMAS.
I literally had that same stuffed animal and slept with it every night haha
i wish there was an app that was like grindr but for drug dealers
- if you're queer, trans, and/or a woman in SCZ, CA
Don’t ever ever ever EVER go to SubRosa’s Open Mic Night on the Thursdays that they reserve the...
- "You know, that ziggurat of sale books by the bathrooms."
- Dates with Molly Wizenberg
Sea Salt (or Kosher in a pinch)
1. Lightly coat bottom of frying pan with olive oil....
- Anonymous said:hey dont go on the tumbs at work. do ur work
u r not my dad.
I got a 3.6 this semester I am so proud of myself!!