applesauce isn’t even a REAL sauce!!! and u want me to believe in god???
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Newspaper managing editor. Movie theater employee. Shut-in crying over Netflix.
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This year, we saw many hilarious performances by women, as well as many idiotic articles from men about how women suddenly became funny. Yes, imagine how great The Mary Tyler Moore Show would have been had Mary, Betty White, Cloris Leachman, and Valerie Harper actually been funny. If only Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radner, or Julia Louis-Dreyfus had been able to get a laugh. I guess what I’m saying is, this wasn’t the year women finally became funny; this was the year men finally pulled their heads out of their asses.
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Matthew Perry at the 2012 Annual Comedy Awards
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Kristen Wiig’s farewell skit. I’m seriously crying.
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Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good…
I’m excited for this … I think.
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A letter from the Campbell Soup Company to Andy Warhol, May 1964.
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