Today I realized that two of the three phrases I use to describe myself on my page no longer apply (at least for now). It’s not like these things define the very essence of my being or anything but it’s a little disconcerting that about six months ago I was so proud of myself for cleverly summing it up so succinctly and now it’s not even factual. But I guess in spirit they can still apply, right? Ahhhhh chaaaaaange!!!
it’s like I thought I was sick of tumblr but then I ate a pot brownie
the best advice you can give someone is to take all advice with a grain of salt.
than deleting a bunch of unread emails that have been clogging your inbox for a week.
sometimes the more you like someone, the harder it is to talk and behave like a reasonable, intelligent person around them.
I’ve been watching it since middle school, but I’m still amazed at how good it is. It might be my favorite sitcom ever, even more than 30 Rock. It’s just so well-crafted, and its characters transcend the cliches they originally appear to be.
i wish there was an app that was like grindr but for drug dealers
- if you're queer, trans, and/or a woman in SCZ, CA
Don’t ever ever ever EVER go to SubRosa’s Open Mic Night on the Thursdays that they reserve the...
- "You know, that ziggurat of sale books by the bathrooms."
- Dates with Molly Wizenberg
Sea Salt (or Kosher in a pinch)
1. Lightly coat bottom of frying pan with olive oil....
- Anonymous said:hey dont go on the tumbs at work. do ur work
u r not my dad.
I got a 3.6 this semester I am so proud of myself!!