Newspaper managing editor. Movie theater employee. Shut-in crying over Netflix.


Today I realized that two of the three phrases I use to describe myself on my page no longer apply (at least for now). It’s not like these things define the very essence of my being or anything but it’s a little disconcerting that about six months ago I was so proud of myself for cleverly summing it up so succinctly and now it’s not even factual. But I guess in spirit they can still apply, right? Ahhhhh chaaaaaange!!!

it’s like I thought I was sick of tumblr but then I ate a pot brownie

the best advice you can give someone is to take all advice with a grain of salt. 

literally nothing better


than deleting a bunch of unread emails that have been clogging your inbox for a week.

yet another cruel paradox of life


sometimes the more you like someone, the harder it is to talk and behave like a reasonable, intelligent person around them. 

Golden Girls


I’ve been watching it since middle school, but I’m still amazed at how good it is. It might be my favorite sitcom ever, even more than 30 Rock. It’s just so well-crafted, and its characters transcend the cliches they originally appear to be.